A Little Humor to Start Your Day…
- 02.02.10
- The Sports Chick
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This came to us via a Mass-based relative, if that wasn’t clear.
Sox fans, enjoy…
Two boys were playing hockey on the pond on Boston Common,Thinking quickly, the other boy took his hockey stick and managed to wedge it down the dog’s collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog’s neck and stopping its attackA reporter who was strolling by saw the incident, and rushed over to interview the boy
Young Bruins Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal…,” he started writing in his notebook
“I’m not a Bruins fan, the little hero replied
“Sorry, Since we’re in Boston, I just assumed you were, said the reporter, and started again: “Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack…” he continued writing.
I’m not a Red Sox fan either!” The boy said.
“I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the Bruins or the Red Sox….So, what team do you root for?”, the reporter asked.”I’m a Yankees fan!” The child beamed.
The reporter started a new sheet in his notebook and wrote
Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet.
The last few years have led to something we’re thinking of calling the DePrivitazation of Privates, or at least of panties. There’s Victoria’s eponymous fashion show…
type thing. You can really always count on the Deadspin guys to do some in depth reporting. And they do have the grace to make fun of themselves a bit. It’s the fact that the rest of the internet was blowing up that causes the big questionmark above our heads.

but…um…only sort of. Johnson shattered the Titans’ record for rushing yards in a season, previously held by Earl Campbell with 1,934. He also, meanwhile, broke Marshall Faulk’s NFL single-season record for total yards from scrimmage Have you SEEN Johnson recently? Nope, you haven’t. You blinked and missed him!


