Jessica Simpson

They broke up, it’s true.  But Jessica Simpson’s romance with Tony Romo has led to some serious pink hat action. Now, Jessica’s a good Texas girl.  She probably loves football entirely legitimately.  But now? Well, now, you too, as it happens, can own a pink Tony Romo jersey.

Get excited.

We love Jessica Simpson. We stuck with her in the Newlyweds phase.  The Daisy Duke phase. The ill-advised leopard print phase.  We even kind of like her country radio single from last year.  (OK, kind of a lot, actually.)  And we appreciate that this jersey represents how she was–in classic country music tradition–standing by her man.

But now that they’ve broken up, we’re left with a ton of pink NFL  jerseys. It leads to guys like the total keeper who runs dallascowboysjersey.org (why the non-profit doman address, we dunno), who exhorts his bros to buy their girls such an item.   Apparently, “it has a much more attractive and tighter fit than her wearing a men’s one.”

Because clearly, that’s what matters when a girl goes to a football game.