9:54 One pitch, one out, to Lowell.  At least it’s speeding up?

9:55 Ooooh, blowing Morales MORE!  Seriously, and we never thought we’d say this, where’s Joe Buck when you need him?  He’s the expert…

9:56 Once again, it didn’t cause him to NOT ground out.

9:57 Q. “Who is this Marc Fein?”

A. “A Jew. A Jew who talks about baseball.  For money.”

9:58 Great play, terrible call–Youk clearly had him, and we’re not being homers.  The replays don’t lie.  Instead, a Gonzalez error.

10:00 Our bananas foster refuse to foster themselves into flame.  Fail.

10:01 Mathis is done, and so are we.  Banana time!