She claims to be a Yankees fan, but who knows whether she even knows baseball? What we do know is that she talked her way past security and teased the hell out of a bunch of Yankees players after Friday night’s game, wearing a bikini bottom and unbuttoned jersey and “fondling her chest,” according to ESPN.

Apparently, she’s not banned for her antics–just not allowed in after a loss.  ‘Cause clearly she’s…ahem…distracting.

Now, if she actually sleeps with a Yankees player, we’ll be sad. But for the moment, we think this is hilarious post-feminist awesomeness. What do you think?