OK, not really.  But, something like this is actually in the works: “Sources” say that Usain Bolt (fastest guy alive, adoptive parent of adorable cheetah named Lightning Bolt) might race Chris Johnson, of the Tennessee Titans (buyer of cars for his entire O-Line after his 2,000 yard rush season concluded yesterday.)
Our money is on Bolt, [...]

This is a sad, depressing story–but it has a happy ending.  Here are the sad parts:
1. Drew Brees: more interceptions than TDs in his last 3 games.  What are we supposed to do, start Mark Sanchez?
2. Cedric Benson: 22 yards and a hip injury? Ow.  He’s expected to practice on a limited basis this week, [...]

Just because mere mortals can’t watch America’s Next Top Model and kick ass at fantasy football at the same time doesn’t mean UPH can’t.  In fact, The Sports Chick did just that this week (football on laptop, Tyra on the TV!)
We started off by switching Wes Welker, who went back and forth from questionable to [...]

We admit it: we’ve never done the fantasy football thing before, so this week was our first try at the intricacies of ranking draft choices because you’re going to be at work when the draft happens, as well as at smack talking 140 characters at a time, etc.  But it turns out we did pretty [...]

The Hall of Fame game this year was a relief.  First of all, football!  We love football! And we’re so ready for fall sports.  Saturdays and Sundays in front of the TV, with occasional outings involving crisp fall weather and judiciously applied flasks in our cups?
We’ll take it.
This year, we’ll also take the Titans, who, [...]