10:12 Excitingly fair ball down the line!  Yay Eric Aybar!  At this point we’re rooting for a game of any kind.
10:13 If Youk hadn’t gotten that call, he’d have been ready to cut a bitch.  Great bunt by Figgins, though.
10:16 Dammit, we missed something while eating bananas foster.  Oh wait, NO WE DIDN’T.
10:17 Bobby Abreu [...]

9:17  1 pitch, 1 out.  Yep. These are the August-September Sox.
9:18   “Kendry Morales is no Mark Teixeira, but he’s getting better all the time.” Did we get Yankee ass-kissing advice from Joe Buck? (Clearly, yes, I get it.  Teixeira was in fact the guy at that corner for a brief period last year.  Still….)
9:20 First [...]

You can tell this game is boring so far, because none of the applicable topics are trending on Twitter.  In favor of The Office and Miley Cyrus.  The first we’re fine with, but the second? eesh. We fear for American culture.