Plaxico Burress–best known for breaking the hearts of Pats fans and shooting himself in the leg–pled guilty to a weapons charge today and will serve two years in jail.  Burress pled to a lesser charge than those with which he was originally saddled,  agreeing to plead guilty to one count of criminal posession of a [...]

Bill Simmons is pissed.  How do we know? He’s joking that good next steps for Favre include admitting he hates cheese curds and dark beer and calling Wisconsin homegirls “Laverne and Shirley” “ugly and not funny”.
We know this because we follow him on Twitter.  Twitter’s great for us, and for funny people like Simmons, because [...]