Pity the poor Pats fan.
Yup, you read it right.  We know, we know. Superbowls, Brady the golden boy, Randy Moss’ ridiculous resurgence, and the all-but-unbeaten (except the Superbowl.  I mean, who counts that!!?!) record.  But last night, Pats fans nationwide–cause this HAD to happen live on camera–squirmed as Bill Belichick made decisions a Madden player [...]

We admit it: we’ve never done the fantasy football thing before, so this week was our first try at the intricacies of ranking draft choices because you’re going to be at work when the draft happens, as well as at smack talking 140 characters at a time, etc.  But it turns out we did pretty [...]

We don’t even feel the need to snark on this, so for once we’re just going to play it straight:
Tedy Bruschi, one of our fave players of all time, announced his retirement this morning.  Bruschi worked his way up from practicesquad member to special-teams-only type guy to a starting linebacker who even made a Pro [...]